So, I don't have a counter on my blog because it weirds me out to spy on people. I figure you can obsess about me, or ignore me, and I can go merrily on my way, either way. There is, however, that little number on my silly profile page (does anyone else feel like those are dating services in disguise?) that tells the world how many people have been on it. Lately, it's been climbing. It seems that when I write about Jesus, body parts, or swear, it skyrockets. I can't think of a single person from one of those categories that would get on to my blog and get any, um. satisfaction.
JESUS SAYS NAKED BREASTS ARE NAUGHTY! SHIT!
Ha! On you yucky people/crazy Christians/two in ones.
Now, move along.
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JESUS THINKS THAT YOU AND YOUR BOOBIES ARE WONDERFUL AND FUNNY!
Damn straight.
awww. thanks jesus and shan. well it is true that they are only shadows of their former, pre-breast feeding glory, i'm still kind of fond of those pretty kids.
Great, I just put a counter on my blog, plus I haven't cursed there yet (my parents might read it sometime, since I bug them about it regularly). So now Angela Stewart won't ever stop by, and she's the only writer whose blog I've read in its entirety, it was so good.
But however weird she finds me, I hope she'll turn her blog posts into a memoir of sorts. They're moving and superb.
Hey, I was really only trying to fit it all into one sentence like you. And your boobies ended up being casualties in the crossfire. I think no such thing of your boobies, nor does Jesus (I asked).
I just wanted some more hits too, Ang. :)
Your breasts are nothing but lovely. (I'm sure)
well, I put a spy counter on my blog because it was free and I wanted to see if I could be super-popular. I logged on to it yesterday it said zero 0 people have ever looked at my blog. I actually got low-self esteem from that until my mom re-assured me that she reads it daily. Now that I know I am popular with someone, I am struggling with being prideful ! ! tee hee hee
paj, i haven't checked EVERY day since you started again, but i look in on you often!
deanna, you're so encouraging. thank you. my toes are blushing.
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