I love my crotch.
Why is your bum so fat, G.?
Why does she look so silly ? -within hearing distance of "she".
Why is her bum so big and her hair so messy? -again, within hearing distance.
Look at my nipples!
This tastes like dirty.
I just pooped (in a restaurant, with panties on) .
That lady just farted, momma!
Look at what I just made - it's a vaginator (No. I have NO idea what a vaginator is).
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awkward for you fun for us tee hee! thanks for sharing, I hope she shares what a vaginator is in Sunday School!
SHANNON!
that's groody to the max. blech. but funny. (i soooo want to say more about this, but it will have to wait for a face to face!)
hey, do you remember when you and steve were first married and you lent me that sex book? i always remember you saying that it was good, but that some of the positions required an hour set up time. i still laugh about that. i'm laughing right now. haaaaahhaaaaahaaaa.
you're so funny.
Ha ha ha. You guys make me laugh. : ) Oh, sweet little India. Wouldn't we love to be able to crawl into their little minds sometimes?
Shannon--why didn't you lend ME that book?! And to think I was JUST there asking for book loaners. : ) HA!
it's probably all sticky and unlendable now! you know, dog eared pages, and the like.
I do not belive you ever RETURNED the book Ang ... so, I assume from your sticky comment that you got good use out of it.
I have no memory of saying such a thing. But, I wouldn't put it past myself. I do tend to have the verbal runs.
And Jodi, I didn't need to lend you that book. I was comfortable enough with you to say, "Just pretend you're looking for something between the pillows."
My wisdom and explicitness far surpasses that of any advice from Mars or Venus.
no fair. you're all having sex and i'm not! harumpf.
remind me quick why i don't just have sex with anyone, again...
Because you'd hate yourself in the morning? Because you're wonderful and amazing and not to be thrown and just anyone!
Because you're daughter made you a vaginator!
Oh, and ps: I'm not having sex. Our sex-life stinks. All because of me too. :(
(Just when you think I must have SOME boundaries ...)
oh lady. i'm sorry. that sucks. just plain sucks, hey?
Hey, my vaginator thing was funny - you didn't laugh!
I didn't tell you to make you feel badly for me; I told you that to make you feel BETTER about you! Like the pretty girl who walks in the room who you know HAS to have thick ankles.
Look at my thick ankles and feel gooooood.
it WAS funny and i DID laugh. but for some reason, the vaginator comment didn't come through until after i posted the - i'm sorry you're not having sex comment.
ahemmm...
damn! those are some fat ankles! wahoo, look at my skinny (don't get to have sex) ones. i'm fabulous!
and so are you, pretty girl.
have a good day at work.
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